Description
Some dogs are good. Some dogs are great. But yours? Yours is obviously the best dog ever.
This edible birthday card says it loud and proud – then lets your dog eat the evidence. With the message “Happy Birthday to the Best Dog Ever”, this grain-free, chicken-flavoured card is the perfect way to spoil your four-legged legend on their special day.
Ideal for dog mums, dog dads, or the kind of person who throws better parties for their pet than they do for humans. It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and completely devourable.
🐾 Chicken-flavoured and dog-safe – because they deserve more than just a “good boy”
🎉 Perfect for birthday photos, parties, or just a proud moment of canine celebration
🌿 Grain-free, compostable, and made in the UK
📬 Also fits through the letterbox. Because even legends get post
Because when you’ve got the best dog ever, the least you can do is give them a card they can chew.
Size Chart
Milo & Kensi Dog Size Guide (CM)
We want your furry friend to be comfortable! Use the chart below to find the perfect fit for your pup. All measurements are in centimetres (CM).
Milo & Kensi Dog Size Guide (CM)
We want your furry friend to be comfortable! Use the chart below to find the perfect fit for your pup. All measurements are in centimetres (CM).
Harness Sizing
Measure around your dog's neck and the widest part of their chest (girth) to ensure the perfect fit for their harness.
| Size | Neck (CM) | Chest (CM) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 35 - 44 | 41 - 54 |
| M | 39 - 51 | 46 - 61 |
| L | 42 - 56 | 57 - 83 |
| XL | 48 - 63 | 59 - 88 |
Collar Sizing
Collar sizing is based on the diameter/width of the collar and the range of neck sizes it can fit.
| Size | Collar Width (Inches) | Neck Circumference (CM) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 1.5" | 28 - 43 |
| M | 2.0" | 33 - 51 |
| L | 2.5" | 41 - 66 |
| XL | 2.5" | 50 - 75 |
Accessories & Apparel
These items are sized based on their fixed dimensions.
Leash (Length: 150 CM for all)
| Size | Width (CM) |
|---|---|
| S | 1.5 |
| M | 2.0 |
| L/XL | 2.5 |
Bow Tie (Dimensions: Width x Height)
| Size | Dimensions (CM) |
|---|---|
| S/M | 6 \times 9 |
| L/XL | 7 \times 11 |
Bandana (Dimensions: Side 1 \times Side 2 \times Side 3)
| Size | Dimensions (CM) |
|---|---|
| S/M | 49.5 \times 35 \times 35 |
| L | 57 \times 40 \times 40 |
| XL | 70 \times 50 \times 50 |
Poop Bag
| Size | Dimensions (CM) |
|---|---|
| One Size | 8 \times 5 \times 5 |
How to Measure Your Dog
For the best fit:
- Neck: Measure around your dog's neck where the collar would naturally sit. Add two fingers of space for comfort.
- Chest/Girth: Measure around the widest part of your dog's rib cage, just behind the front legs.
- Collar/Leash Width: This is the width of the material itself. A wider collar/leash often suits larger dogs for better control and visibility.
Edible Doggie Cards - Safe ingridients
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes our Doggie card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.