Description
✍️ Edible Ink Pen – Write It, Then Watch Them Wreck It 🐶🖊️🍴
Because every meaningful message deserves to be... eaten. 😋
Our edible ink pens are made with dog-safe ingredients and designed for scribbling heartfelt nonsense directly onto Scoff Paper cards. Think of it as a love letter your dog can drool over. Literally. 💌🐾
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🐕 Dog-safe, food-grade ingredients
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📝 Writes directly on Scoff Paper edible cards
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🖊️ One pen = multiple messages (depending how dramatic you are)
For dogs. Not for humans. Or jealous Labradors. 🙃
Size Chart
Milo & Kensi Dog Size Guide (CM)
We want your furry friend to be comfortable! Use the chart below to find the perfect fit for your pup. All measurements are in centimetres (CM).
Milo & Kensi Dog Size Guide (CM)
We want your furry friend to be comfortable! Use the chart below to find the perfect fit for your pup. All measurements are in centimetres (CM).
Harness Sizing
Measure around your dog's neck and the widest part of their chest (girth) to ensure the perfect fit for their harness.
| Size | Neck (CM) | Chest (CM) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 35 - 44 | 41 - 54 |
| M | 39 - 51 | 46 - 61 |
| L | 42 - 56 | 57 - 83 |
| XL | 48 - 63 | 59 - 88 |
Collar Sizing
Collar sizing is based on the diameter/width of the collar and the range of neck sizes it can fit.
| Size | Collar Width (Inches) | Neck Circumference (CM) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 1.5" | 28 - 43 |
| M | 2.0" | 33 - 51 |
| L | 2.5" | 41 - 66 |
| XL | 2.5" | 50 - 75 |
Accessories & Apparel
These items are sized based on their fixed dimensions.
Leash (Length: 150 CM for all)
| Size | Width (CM) |
|---|---|
| S | 1.5 |
| M | 2.0 |
| L/XL | 2.5 |
Bow Tie (Dimensions: Width x Height)
| Size | Dimensions (CM) |
|---|---|
| S/M | 6 \times 9 |
| L/XL | 7 \times 11 |
Bandana (Dimensions: Side 1 \times Side 2 \times Side 3)
| Size | Dimensions (CM) |
|---|---|
| S/M | 49.5 \times 35 \times 35 |
| L | 57 \times 40 \times 40 |
| XL | 70 \times 50 \times 50 |
Poop Bag
| Size | Dimensions (CM) |
|---|---|
| One Size | 8 \times 5 \times 5 |
How to Measure Your Dog
For the best fit:
- Neck: Measure around your dog's neck where the collar would naturally sit. Add two fingers of space for comfort.
- Chest/Girth: Measure around the widest part of your dog's rib cage, just behind the front legs.
- Collar/Leash Width: This is the width of the material itself. A wider collar/leash often suits larger dogs for better control and visibility.
Edible Doggie Cards - Safe ingridients
Crunchy facts about our edible cards
Ever wondered what makes our Doggie card safe for dogs to munch? Spoiler: it’s not glitter or glue. Our edible dog cards are made mostly from good old potatoes, with a splash of water, natural vegan flavourings, and a drizzle of sunflower oil. That’s it. No rawhide, no nasties — just a light, crunchy treat disguised as a greeting card.
🥔 Ingredients
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🥔 85% potato starch (about a fifth of a spud in every card)
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💧 A splash of water
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🌈 Food-safe vegan colourings
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🌱 Plant-based natural flavourings (vegan)
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🌻 A drizzle of sunflower oil
📊 Nutritional Bits
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🌱 100% vegan-friendly
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🚫 Gluten-free
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🚫 Grain-free
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🚫 Wheat-free
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🚫 Rawhide-free (because rawhide is rubbish)
That’s the science bit done — let’s get back to the scoffing.